Simone's Exploits
I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life.
November 29, 2011 by Simone

TMI Tuesday

I’ve been meaning to play along, but I always seem to miss it. NOT THIS WEEK! All of my answers are in red. :D

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me horny ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?
It really depends on the preferences of whomever is looking at me. However, I do love my eyes, my breasts & my butt. My thighs still need some slimming.

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

I guess? I don’t have a penis! :D

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink

I would also throw the underwear out, and use Wet Wipes to clean as best I can.

Too the car into the shop. My mom has a date that she’s moving. Now, my life is one big waiting game, while I kick ass at my job.

Speaking of which, time to choose my layers for tonight. When you only have one means of transportation for 2 people, both people take the bus. Even if it’s at night & pretty cold. =/ We’ll survive.

Go play along with everyone else who is sharing TMI today!

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